So, April is right around the corner:

And I’m seriously thinking about doing Camp: NaNoWriMo for it.

Seriously.

 

Why? Because I’m having trouble getting my ass into a seat and writing. Serious amounts of trouble. And I want to enter a contest in May with a short story. I feel like I can do this, but it requires ASS-IN-CHAIR.

Which, thanks to a new med I’m on for a while, I DON’T HAVE.

 

HELP ME, GUYS. MAKE ME A RESPONSIBLE WRITER. And don’t let me go off on another mothereffing tangent in a freaking story. DEAR GODS. SO MANY TANGENTS.